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Faucet Lights The UFO Story

Faucet  Lights Ok You want some more information on Faucet Lights so here we go. Well way back in the day the before I believed in Ufo's I took a strool out to the old outhouse by the old pond out yonder.   Now this was a short hop skip and a jump from the house as we like to keep them things a tad bit ways from the house for obvious reasons and the wife wont let me use hers the Ladies one as she calls it.  

Well this outhouse didnt have a light in there and I was makein a ruckus in the dead of the night baging against the old pipes by the faucets.   Up in the house I could hear Mildrid just a screaming @ the top of her lungs at me, I thought it was because of all the noise I was making, as if she wasn't screamin she wasnt happy the life of a crusty old farmer!  Wishing I had a light in there as i washed my hands in the rickety ole faucet because with a good ole led light I wouldnt have to worry about making all that noise and incurring the wrath of ole Mildred.

Every Man Knows The Bathroom or Outhouse needs lights.  Well Livin were we do out on the farm ole Mildrid said we just can't afford to run no tricity to "MY" stall as she had to have her fancy clothes and such so lighting was out of the question for" MY" Neck of the woods if you catch my drift. See that out house was mine she got to use the purdy one inside which was just fer women!! A big sign on the door said no men allowed .  If you don't believe me come on over and I'll give you the tour!!!!!

The Screaming continued and only got louder and I noticed the outhouse had an eerie blue glow to it that was coming from behind me.   Well l Continued scrubbing my hands in the faucets cold drizzle.  Turning off the water to the faucet I turned around and low and behold I saw a Huge Alien Spaceship that must have been the size of a football field.  The Lights were glowing on ther UFO (Unidentified Flying  Saucer) and it was Hovering right over my cow field. ( please dont come on by and try to go cow tipping though as I watch for that kinda freaky stuff)

Well No wonder Mildred was screaming her head off she saw them to and of course wanted me to do something about them.   After seeing the aliens from the hovering ufo come on down they were pretty nice and just looking for something to power their ship that was of all things sound powered.  

 HMMMMMMMM  I got to thinking You Ufo Alien  guys got a lot of technology and such in that there spaceship ufo the doohicky right.  The green alien guy said "you bet we do"!!   I said" How about a little trade a Screaming woman for some faucet lights for my bathroom he said sure.  Well he drew on up them plans for a faucet light that was battery operated.  All of the faucet lights he made (100000 million to be exact  stored out in the barns out yonder protected by 1000 volt security fence so dont ya even think about it) worked great.   We did a few test runs on some of the local neighbors who had wives like mine or who had kids that couldn't aim to well in the dark and it was an instant hit.  The faucet lights were on a roll. 

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3 Week Later They brought my wife back as she quit screaming and started nagging :(  Glad they didnt take back the faucet lights.

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